WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So laughs the Dungeon Master.
He rattles your brain with riddles of yesteryear, beckoning your humility to his call. Will you heed his invitation? Or will you burn in his magnificent blaze?
More than bountiful are his words exclaimed, boasting his power like beautiful peacock’s plumage to shine above all others.
His tales, mythical. His world is one of legend…..Much sounds the way of fantasy….But what men dare lay challenge to his proclaimed truth and might? For his minions worship his command at any moment, protecting their master.
Role the dice well, Fleet. For no mere mortal shall pass through the Dungeon Master’s realm so easily!